Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I run away screaming bc of a horrifying childhood accident. Unless it’s a baby duck. Then I might pick it up and carry it around with me forever and ever. Until it becomes an adult. Then it can get lost
why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
ask/send/confess anything slutty, I’ll respond to everything!c;
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.