midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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literallysame:

I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

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tarassein:

i thought this was going to be something nice but nope, it’s perfect
smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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existing-in-dreamland:

If anyone wants to talk, I care

Anonymous asked: OMG NO AUTOCORRECT PLEASE

Wait… What?

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Anonymous asked: There's a duck. What do you do?

I run away screaming bc of a horrifying childhood accident. Unless it’s a baby duck. Then I might pick it up and carry it around with me forever and ever. Until it becomes an adult. Then it can get lost

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owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

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Slutty Hour!

catchful:

ask/send/confess anything slutty, I’ll respond to everything!c;

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drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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theuppitynegras:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

I’ve never been this damn happy in my entire life


paxamdaysfob:

To all my followers who might be having a bad day: 

  • You’re important
  • You’re not annoying
  • Someone loves you
  • I love you
  • you’re beautiful 
  • You deserve to be happy
  • You.Can.Do.It

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